Saturday, November 10, 2007

THE ONION AND THE CHRISTMAS TREE

The family is sitting at the dinner table. The son asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of

boobies are there?" The father, surprised, answers,"Well son, there's three kinds of breasts.. In

her twenties, a woman'sbreasts are like melons, round & firm. In her thirties & forties, they are

like pears, still nice, but hanging a bit. After fifty, they are likeonions." "Onions?" "Yes, you see

them, and they make you cry."This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter says,

"Mom, how many types of "willies" are there?" The mother, surprised, smiles and

answers,"Well dear, a man goes through three phases. In his twenties, his willieis like an oak

tree, mighty and hard. In his thirties & forties, it's like a birch tree, flexible but reliable. After his

fifties, it is like aChristmas tree." "A Christmas tree??""Yes dear, dead from the root up and the

balls are for decoration only."Send it out to all your girlfriends and guy friends who needs a

laugh to brighten up their day !!!

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