This is a very good reminder for all of us.

HOW TO CONTROL EMOTIONS
This would give you guides on how to control your emotions towards your better-half, friends, officemates and all the people around you, especially your "boss". The rules of practicing "ugaling langit, ugaling kaaya-aya" :
#1 Ang naunang magalit ang may karapatang magalit. Pag naunahan ka na ng galit niya, tumahimik ka na lang muna.
#2 Walang taong nag-aaway mag-isa. Pag hindi kayo sumagot o pumatol, titigil din daw ang taong nakikipag- away sa inyo.
#3 Ang taong galit, 'bingi.' If someone is angry, wala raw pinakikinggan, so, don't try to explain and fight back. Hindi ka niya iintindihin dahil wala siyang naririnig kundi ang sarili nya.
#4 Ang taong galit, 'abnoy.' Ayon sa pastor, Biblical daw ito? because the Lord said when He was crucified, "Father, patawarin mo sila dahil hindi nila alam ang kanilang ginagawa." Modern term for these kinds of people are abnoys, so you better not get angry para huwag kang matawag na abnoy.
You should also know and realize that the persons who make your day bad are jewel, because you need them for you to mature. Hangga't andyan daw sila at kinaiinisan mo, ibig sabihin, immature ka pa. God will not take away those people; it's for you to take away your bad feelings towards them. You'll know na mature ka na pag dumating 'yung time na hindi ka na naiinis sa mga taong ito because you have learned to accept them and to have patience with them.
#5 Finally, the best part of this is to tell yourself na, because of this
person, "I will grow mature," and that DAHIL SA CONTRIBUTION NIYA SA
MATURITY MO, KUKUNIN DIN SYA NI LORD.

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History Lesson

Have a history teacher explain this----- if they can. Abraham Lincoln was

elected to Congress in 1846. John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946. Abraham Lincoln

was elected President in 1860. John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960. Both were

particularly concerned with civil rights. Both wives lost their children while living in the White

House. Both Presidents were shot on a Friday. Both Presidents were shot in the head. Now it

gets really weird. Lincoln 's secretary was named Kennedy. Kennedy's Secretary was named

Lincoln . Both were assassinated by Southerners. Both were succeeded by Southerners named

Johnson. Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln , was born in 1808. Lyndon Johnson, who

succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908. John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln , was born

in 1839.. Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939. Both assassins were

known by their three names. Both names are composed of fifteen letters. Now hang on to your

seat. Lincoln was shot at the theater named 'Ford.' Kennedy was shot in a car called ' Lincoln '

made by 'Ford.' Lincoln was shot in a theater and his assassin ran and hid in a warehouse.

Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and his assassin ran and hid in a theater. Booth and

Oswald were assassinated before their trials. And here's the kicker... A week before Lincoln was

shot, he was in Monroe , Maryland A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn

Monroe. Creepy huh? Send this to as many people as you can, cause: Hey, this is one history

lesson people don't mind reading

THE ONION AND THE CHRISTMAS TREE

The family is sitting at the dinner table. The son asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of

boobies are there?" The father, surprised, answers,"Well son, there's three kinds of breasts.. In

her twenties, a woman'sbreasts are like melons, round & firm. In her thirties & forties, they are

like pears, still nice, but hanging a bit. After fifty, they are likeonions." "Onions?" "Yes, you see

them, and they make you cry."This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter says,

"Mom, how many types of "willies" are there?" The mother, surprised, smiles and

answers,"Well dear, a man goes through three phases. In his twenties, his willieis like an oak

tree, mighty and hard. In his thirties & forties, it's like a birch tree, flexible but reliable. After his

fifties, it is like aChristmas tree." "A Christmas tree??""Yes dear, dead from the root up and the

balls are for decoration only."Send it out to all your girlfriends and guy friends who needs a

laugh to brighten up their day !!!

The Duck & the Devil

There was a little boy visiting his grandparents ontheir farm. He was given

a slingshot to play with outin the woods. He practiced in the woods; but he couldnever hit the

target. Getting a little discouraged, heheaded back for dinner. As he was walking back he

sawGrandma's pet duck. Just out of impulse, he let theslingshot fly, hit the duck square in the

head andkilled it. He was shocked and grieved!In a panic, he hid the dead duck in the wood

pile;only to see his sister watching! Sally had seen itall, but she said nothing.After lunch the next

day Grandma said, "Sally, let'swash the dishes" But Sally said, "Grandma , Johnny toldme he

wanted to help in the kitchen." Then shewhispered to him, "Remember the duck?" So Johnny

didthe dishes.Later that day, Grandpa asked if the children wantedto go fishing and Grandma

said, "I'm sorry but I needSally to help make supper." Sally just smiled andsaid, "Well that's all

right because Johnny told me hewanted to help" She whispered again, "Remember theduck?"

So Sally went fishing and Johnny stayed to helpAfter several days of Johnny doing both his

chores andSally's; he finally couldn't stand it any longer. He cameto Grandma and confessed that

he had killed the duck.Grandma knelt down, gave him a hug and said,"Sweetheart, I know. You

see, I was standing at thewindow and I saw the whole thing, but because I loveyou, I forgave

you. I was just wondering how long youwould let Sally make a slave of you."Thought for the day

and every day thereafter?Whatever is in your past, whatever you have done...and the devil

keeps throwing it up in your face(lying, cheating, debt, fear, bad habits, hatred,anger, bitterness,

etc.)...whatever it is ....You needto know that God was standing at the window and He sawthe

whole thing. He has seen your whole life. He wants you toknow that He loves you and that you

are forgiven.He's just wondering how long you will let the devilmake a slave of you. The great

thing about God isthat when you ask for forgiveness, He not onlyforgives you, but He forgets. It

is by God's grace andmercy that we are saved.Go ahead and make the difference in someone's

lifetoday. Share this with a friend and always remember:God is at the window!

Contrary Proverbs

Contrary Proverbs :

All good things come to those who wait.
BUT
Time and tide wait for no man.

The pen is mightier than the sword.
BUT
Actions speak louder than words.

Wise men think alike.
BUT
Fools seldom differ.

The best things in life are free
BUT
There's no such thing as a free lunch

Slow and steady wins the race
BUT
Time waits for no man

Look before you leap
BUT
Strike while the iron is hot

Do it well, or not at all.
BUT
Half a loaf is better than none.

Birds of a feather flock together.
BUT
Opposites attract.

Don't cross your bridges before you come to them.
BUT
Forewarned is forearmed.

Doubt is the beginning of wisdom.
BUT
Faith will move mountains.

Great starts make great finishes.
BUT
It ain't over 'till it's over.

Practice makes perfect.
BUT
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.

Silence is golden.
BUT
The squeaky wheel gets the grease.

You're never too old to learn.
BUT
You can't teach an old dog new tricks

What's good for the goose is good for the gander.
BUT
One man's meat is another man's poison.

Absence makes the heart grow fonder.
BUT
Out of sight, out of mind.

Too many cooks spoil the broth.
BUT
Many hands make light work.

Hold fast to the words of your ancestors.
BUT
Wise men make proverbs and fools repeat them.